Dear ma'm AD...

Dear miss goldilocks, I know we already have our talk about me being late, absent and shit but what if...

1. I'm sick?
2. I was run over by a truck while on my way to school?
3. I was knocked out by a pole while spotting guys, on my way to your class, take note...
4. a sudden freak storm occured causing major floods, therefore leaving my transpo stranded for hours and hours on the garbage infested street of Espanya, while on my way to your class of course...
5. the FX that I'm on suddenly blew up!
6. I was soooo distracted by "you know who" that I came in a minute late...
7. I suddenly had the urge to go wee wee or potty, when you decided to do your daily roll call
8. on my way to class, I was suddenly attacked by rabid dogs, or in our case, poor, street urchins along P. Noval and Espanya
9. thunder struck me on my way to class
10. aliens abducted me!
11. I slipped, cracked my head open and was left bleeding, prone position, on the concrete
12. I had a "Final Destination" moment on the elevator. and lost a head on the process
13. a plane landed on me
14. Mr. "You know who" suddenly invited me for a quick bite, or...
15. better yet, a quickie! (c'mon! you'd be one heck of a brainless oaf if you turned that down!)
16. 15 minutes before you check attendance, he suddenly declared his love for me on the lobby, causing me to faint from sheer disbelief and joy
17. I suddenly won the lottery, and I need to claim my loot, like PRONTO
18. I had amnesia
19. I was suddenly given super powers, and I became a superhero, and while on my way to your class, suddenly heard a distress signal due to a, say, a Jumbo rat problem
20. the world exploded!

then what?!

*sigh!*

I'm still hungover from last night but damn that was one heck of a night! I missed you guys a lot! gaaah! let's do it again soon!

Style Notes: Romantic (Geno-fied)

Louis Vuitton's Beret...

Vintage Cazal sunnies...

The Louis Vuitton rivet bag...

Marc Jacobs' sparkle tee from eons ago...

Yves Saint Laurent's tiered skirt...

and Comme des Garcons' pink lace ups...

ooh! can you say light, airy, sparkly, romantic and ... uhm ... SPRING-Y?! hahahaha

Style notes: cocktails?!

Fendi dress....

and Giambattista Valli's neon platforms...

gaah! what's up with me and dresses this days!? anywhoo... I love this outfit! so fuss free! but still a looker! noh?! send me love!

Style Notes: chi chi soiree!

Jil Sander miniaudiere...

Louis Vuitton feather and quartz necklace...
an Opening Ceremony shirt dress

and patent Christian Loubutin peep toe pumps.

Gawd I'd love to have high tea in this clobber! gaaah! if only I were a girl!

Minimalism?

so here... influenced by minimalism.

Calvin Klein spring 2008 bag...

Ksubi's white wayfarer...

Helmut Lang's stark white blazer...

again...Helmut Lang. I love a pop of color every now and then...

Topshop's short shorts....

And as usual, we'll be a lil deviant with the shoes...albeit white, the complicated detail of the shoe adds interest in the ensemble...we don't want to look plain now do we?! so there! Givenchy! love, love, love!

Gaaah! I'm too bored for words! so there! enjoy!

Okay, I have to jot this down for future reference. not the most original, but what the heck!

so starting off with the bag... Dolce & Gabbana. Love it...

A Misa Harada chunky beanie... we love...
Tom Ford Sunnies... hopefully they carry this in a much more darker lens for a n incognito effect...

a Michael Kors Chunky Sweater Dress...Very Nice!

A Fendi fringed skirt... the lenght of the MK sweater dress would conceal most of the skirt, and hopefully it will only act as an accent.

And Chloe's fall boots!

I'm not peppering my entry with my usually wordy details on the items coz my creative juices are on overload and I have to jot down every Idea... so there.... post comments m'kay?!

Virtual Closet!

I LLLUUUURRRVE GOSSIP GIRL! I especially love Serena and Blair! so here's an ode to them! besides, I'm also hankerin' for a preppy fix!

so, here's a nod to Blair and her trademark accessory, the headband, lurve this one from Echo design, albeit a little reminiscent of Gucci coz of the horsebit detail, but what the heck! I could'nt find one at gucci so I guess this one would do.

wayfarers... AGAIN! because I just could'nt get enough of these! I just lurve 'em to death!and I recently found a vintage one that belonged to my mum! and you can bet your fat arses that I'll wear 'em to bits! hahaha
and now the muy expensivo watch! this one is from Krieger. the price is too obscene, so let's leave it at that m'kay!? and I don't care if you'll find it hard to tell the time coz of the exposed mechanism of the watch. point is... it's excellent arm candy so there! blind 'em with bling! bwahahaha dahling it's for show! hahaha

Gucci! Lurve the indy bag! and the preppy feel of the bag! so basically, I felt that this would go well with our gossip girl ensemble... though I had the option of doing a red metal Balenciaga lunchbox or a scruffed up messenger bag from Ralph Lauren, I decided to stick with the Gucci, Obviously...

and now, bling! Givenchy... this we love...

and a crest ring from Doyle & Doyle...

Scarf. nothing says prep than a striped rugby scarf, hough I wish it were a navy yellow combo like the ones we saw from Burberry and Michael Kors' collection eons ago... I guess this Topman would do.

Ralph Lauren... the basic staple of any preppster. for me this label along with Lacoste, Burberry and J. crew are among the brands that one should go to if ever one is hankering for a preppy fix.

the T shirt dress. this one is from Schumacher, the stiffness of the collar and the pleats are very prep, but the looseness of the fit tones down a would be severe outfit. you can also layer along boyfriend cardi over it or a waistcoat or you can wear it all by itself along with a few pop out accessories so as not to look plain, bland and BORING!

and being me... I'd like to go a little deviant on all my outfis, something out of place, but something that would still look good on the outfit. and this case it was the Vivienne Westwood pirate boots. Lurve em!

so.... can you say Geno Waldorf or Geno Van der Woodsen? haha! tell me what you think! show me you exist!

I love you but...

Ma,

I love you but I'm sick and tired of shutting up and putting up a front that I'm fine and dandy when you tell me I'm wasting my life away, that I'm sick... I'M NOT!
godamn! why won't you listen! I'm NOT SICK!!!! would it kill you if you look at my side and not yours for a second! in fact you should be happy that I'm eating anything at all! I know you're just looking after me, and I'm grateful for that but, DAMN WOMAN! please lang! you're not a friggin' doctor, so you don't have the authority and the diploma to tell me I'm ill! that goes to everyone who thinks I'm anorexic, or that I have an eating disorder. sit up, PAY ATTENTION AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! tang ina! I can't hold it anymore! I'm going to say this once and that's it... I'M NOT SICK! I'M NOT ANOREXIC AND I DON'T HAVE AN EATING DISORDER!

OLA MANILA!!!

I'm back, I'm back I'm effin' BACK!!! sweet, sweet civilzation! how I missed thee! hahaha! goodness me! I didn't know I'd be this happy to finally breathe in car exhaust again! hahaha! anyway!

talk about major poundage! my goodness!!! fag got more than a little pudgy!!! fuck it! FUCK IT ALL!!! I'm a WHALE!!! nope scratch that! I'm A CONTINENT!!! I had it comin'! all I ever did was fuckin' eat, sleep and watch the telly! gaaaaah!!! but there's nothin like a good 'ol starvation diet to fix my current body crisis! hahaha! halloo eating disorder! hahahaha! ANA MIA HELP ME! hahahaha! ching! anywhoo! I'll update later! miss fudgy butt is nursing a hangover from all the pasta she ate! hahahha! this will be the last! hahahaha that's for sure! after this, I'll be all about starving, working out and sweating it out in the gym! wish me luck luvvies! mwah mwah!!! gawd I missed blogging!

SORRY!

OMFG! I have to apologize for the recent lack of updates! gawd! I'm stuck in the province and apparently, internet is void and unheard of in my little provincia! goodness me!!! anyway! I'll be flooding my blog with posts on November, coz I still have to suffer a week or two here in in the province! gaddamnation!!!!!! anyway wish me luck! cow dung to everyone ! mwah!!!

coincidence?!

as usual! I was browsing on my archives for something inspiring and saw this one! a photo of COCO Rocha and CHANEL Iman, it was sooooo cute!!! can you say COCO CHANEL?! hahahaha

Virtual Closet: Urban glam

for all my ghetto sisters out there! here's one for you! hahaha! of course anyone can do it! so we're feeling glam! and we're feeling street! we're currently lovin' gold and we're lovin' vintage. so here!

doin' sunnies as usual, Chloe! we all love aviators! everyone looks good in them! plus the style is oh sooo gorgeous!

and what's glam without a 'lil bling?! here's one from Ioselliani. I love the snake! I have a snake cuff that miss Macci gave me, and I've been wearing it to death. It's my skinny Bracelet! hahaha coz when she first gave it to me it wouldn't fit my then gigantor hand! hahahaha! but now whith all the inches and poundage lost, I wear it, coz it can fit my wrists na! hahahaha!

and another one, we're doing gold coz gold equals GLAM! and we're pilling 'em on coz we like to show off! hahahaha anywhoo! this one is from CC skye love this chunky bit! gorgeous!

and now the dress! Vintage Ossie Clark betchesss! I bet you my fat ass that's glam! anywhoo, the dress certainly brings you back to the Halston wearing seventies noh?! I can imagine someone in the dress, lounging on their backyard pool, a martini in hand, a big floppy hat, gorgeous jewelry and putting in "dahling" in every sentence that passes through those crimson lips! GORGEOUS!!! bring the seventies back!!! hahahaha

and now the street, urban bit! Balenciaga booties for the kickers! nice eh?!
totally unexpected, but I assure you it WOULD WORK!!!! loves it! the gold hardware soooo compliments the golden peach tinge on the dress, and the jewellry. so there!

anyway! I just love Balenciaga! ahahaha! and there you have it! urban, glam, and FABULOUS! what y'all think?! post some shout outs m'kay?! show me you exist! XOXO!

CLEAN UP!

OMFG! my maternal OC instinct just kicked into high gear! I've been, scraping, cleaning, pulling putting, weeding out, hanging and constanly perspiring the whole afternoon! I dunno what came over me but, the sight of my room without a single orderly space made me scream ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I"M NOT GONNA LIVE LIKE A PIG!!! baaaah! but all the whining aside, there's something very rewarding after I did all those things. for one, I burned a helluva lot of calories!!! teehee! and secondly I found a treasure trove of old memorabilia some even dating back to pre high school! goodness! I even found an umbrella, that I've been looking for for eons now, two Louis Vuitton baggies (albeit out of date, they're still Vuitton so I'll probably use it! bwahaha!), a Dior sling bag, tons of shirts that were old school faves! and whole lot of other cutesy stuff! gawd! I also got rid of a whole lot, as in a WHOLE LOOOOOTTT of clothing, shoes, sketches, notes, makeup, and any random shit that were more than out of date. We're thinking of selling them, or handing them to our luverly relatives. we'll probably do the latter. ooh! and I also color coded my closet, and guess what?! I was left with a whole lot of BLACK! *schock, shock!* anywhoo, my closet looks a lot like the racks at Tyler or at Carbon with all the black!it made me realizethough that I need to put color in my closet. I've also decided that I'll update my wardrobe every season, that means pullling out all the items that woked for the past season, stashing them in my " could be" drawer and putting in all the items I think would suit the season to come. maybe that's why I'm left with all the black... don't get me wrong though, I love color, In fact I'm obssessesd with acid colors right now! haay! anywhoo!!! point is, I've decided that I'm gonna keep this up, that way I won't be spending a lot of things that I already have in the first place! and I'm gonna be more OC 'bout my room, especially, my closet! it's about time I give the same lovin' my room's given me for the last uhmm I dunno, 10 years?! gaaaaah! I'm gonna have myself a workout tommorow and a massage! that would ease all that strained muscle! oooh! I can feel it now! i think I deserve it noh?! *wink*

Virtual Closet: GOTH: inspired by FASHION ROCKS fash ed.

okay! here we go again! part 2 of our " fash ed." and this time we're doing goth!!! whoopee! so expect all things dark and brooding! so m'kay! we're doing dress, fringe, texture and shit! and I can visualize pale, as in death pale face base with super dark eyes with a hint of dark purple or red. pale lips or black lips would do just fine thank you! so let's start shall we?!

and as usual, we'll do bag! and sincewe're feeling fringe and texture, I think, Prada's fringe bag would do perfectly well! I was debating on wether I'll do a fur bag or this one, and apparently this one won! but to all the fur fanatics out there don't be dissapointed! we're still doing fur! m'kay?!

so now hats! this is just cute! I could even wear this and would 'nt give a damn if it was boiling outside! haha this one's from Yohji Yamamoto by the way! god! I love him! I think he's one of the masters out there!

accessories! I'd totally rock things out with a fur trimmed glove from D&G! gives that lady nooir with an edge feel don't you think?!

anyway! DIOR, DIOR, DIOR! this one we like! I always have to have at least a watch or a bracelet before I step out that door and this time we're doing watch! the black is elegant and can still work with the outfit plus the crystalls kinda gives the watch an edge so we likey likey!

Ann Demeulemeester! I think is a goddess! second to Balenciaga, I think this woman has got my personal style down pat! god! I'm always looking forward to seeing this woman's collection! plus I know for a fact that we share the same love for Patti Smith! we love love love her!!

Burberry! not quite what we expect from the british brand, but they've been recently roughing their label up, particularly Burberry Prorsum. they'vr been embracing studs and hardware, and I have to say, they've completely converted me into liking their label! you see, I wasn't a Burberry toting beeeyotch before, but now, I've been constantly lusting over their fall collection's studded leather trenche, accessories and the heavily studded bags! the rowan bag in particular, anyway! back to the belt! we're doing belt coz I think the top part of the dress we've selected is kinda flat... so this would add interest noh?

and now, coat! this is from Ann Demeulemeester we're lovin' lenght, and we're lovin' androgyny! god! the woman can do no wrong! I love her!

and now, for another master! yet again, we chose Yohji Yamamoto! I super love him! so we chose this dress! the ruffles give it romance, while the blac and the lenght give it mystery and that goth appeal. loves it! it's what Morticia would wear if she were still dating Gomez

Givenchy! MY.GOD.! the lenght of this bootie is killing me, in a good way I might add! I think Balenciaga and Givenchy are the masters of the WTF?! shoe designs. the unconventional shape and the edges that these two has mastered is incredible!!! and as the french would say it, incroyable!

and there you go! my goth inspired outfit! show me love sweeties! post a shout out! tata!!!

Virtual Closet: PUNK ( inspired by the FASHION ROCKS editorial)

Okay, so I was lookng at all the lovely mags that my sister brought home from Mickey Mouse land and I saw this fashion editorial from FASHION ROCKS zine. and I was sooo into it I decided! I'm gonna do the same! It was all about fashion tribes. y'know all that, are you goth, mod, punk and all that shit. so being the copycat fag that I am, hahaha I decided to do my own interpretation.

let's start of with the punk bit, sunnies would be the Raybans. nothing says rebel, than the wayfarer. and the red just adds more to that " bad attitude" vibe noh?!
so we love our wayfarers... and then

gloves, for some reason I'm feeling gloves... but not just any gloves, these ones are from Chanel. yup yup! if we're gonna get rough, might ass well do it in style noh?! so there.

and accessories... punks love accessories, tough looking bracelets, pins and necklaces are all the rage. it's all about pilling 'em and looking aggressive with 'em that makes it sooo... sooo.. PUNK! hahaha so here's a piece from made her think, and I think it's sooo gorgeous. totally lovin the studded lock detail.

and the pins! I own a lot, and I mean a LOOOOT! of these pins from Iloveyou store, coz they're sooo dirt cheap! hallooo they're only P100 ($2.00) each!

and key chains. this might not be punk, but I just love it, so I'm gonna post it anyway! haha! this one is from Balenciaga. It's actually a key Chain, but a 'lil DIY magic can easily transform this into a brooch, pin or a pendant.

tough rings are a staple in a punk's wardrobe, this one from Ioselliani is the bomb!!! it's a one piece ring but looks like you have several on. it's cute noh?!

Gerard Yosca's chain totally screams punk! it's hard, it's a no nonsense jewellry I LOVE IT!

Tom Binns! in my opinion, is the go to guy for tough, but still chic jewellry. this cuff is gorgeous! loves it!!! be careful of the studs though! coz you just might poke an eye out! teehee!

ugh! also Tom Binns! what more can I say...

okay! let's do skulls! with bling! hahaha! inject some of that Ghetto appeal to a punkish element. Luis Morais' necklace is uber pretty! it's very abdrogynous in my opinion! and very attire appropriate!

Junya, Junya, Junya! We LOVE JUNYA WATANABE!!! this jacket is really to die for!!!! the color, the style is GORGEOUS! totally rebel chic! anywhoo! my only problem 'bout this jacket is the material, uhm... I think leather would be a more perfect metarial, noh?!

Anywhooo! nothing says PUNK more than a shredded, deontructed tartan! this Jean Paul Gaultier dress is ssooooo grogeous! I'm prepared to go down on anybody just so Ican have it! gawd! I swear to God! I'm gonna rob a friggin' bank if I have to! hahaha

and now we layer! fishnets that is! preferrably ripped, torn, and shredded to pure PUNK perfection! time to pullout that scissors ladies and snip, snip away!!!

these would be gorgeous when layered, I swear. heck even when worn on it's own, it would still be gorgeous!

now, a personal fave! GOD. GIVE.ME. THIS. PLEASE!!!! the studded boots from Junya Watanabe's fall 2006 collection!!!! please, please please dear lord! I have to have one!!!! waaaaah!!!

there you go! my interpretation of PUNK! tell me what you think m'kay! suggestions and comments are totally accepted, but if you do have a comment, please say it nicely! teehee, I'm too fragile to take in any negative feedback! m'kay! hahaha! I'm Kiddin'! fire away! mwah!!!