Friday, October 12, 2007

OMG!


saw this photo on my photo archives and I just DIED!!!! ahahahahaha Thakoon Panichgul is a Hobbit!!! FOR MIDDLE EARTH! hahahaha

Virtual Closet: the studded Loubutin boots!

I've booking at photos of celebrities and almost all of them, particulary the Olsens are being papped withe the newest, hottest "IT" shoes for Fall. actually I already saw this online way before they actually made their public debut. and I also think they'ra awesome! so there! anywhoo! I made up yet another outfit inspired by the Loubutins! y'know, something I'd totally wear if I were friggin' loaded like 'em Olsens! hahaha!
and now, let's start off with the baggie! Dolce & Gabbana's miss bunny bag is GORGEOUS! me loves it to death! gorgeous crinkled leather, lovely shape, and the zippered detail at the bottom is sooo doing it for me! and now we're doin' hat. ooh! I'm lovin' bowler hats!!! after Christian Dior's spring 2008 collection and all that mannish, androgynous brouhaha outfits that's been all the rage, I'm totally in love with bowlers! this one I saw from the Urban Outfitters website. fabulous noh?!
sunnies! red Raybans equal s hoteness! a perfect marriage of kitsch and a "don't-fuck-with-me" attitude. a rocker's bestfriend! and a fag's current obssession du juor!



Henrik Vibskov scarf! gawd! I just can't get enough of this! I love it!!!! love it to death!!!




Barbara Bui jacket. hotness. I love the toughness this jacket's exuding! it's very "fuck-off" chic!

ooh! lookit this tee from breath in style. it's just soo cute! loverly! papa joms isthatchu?! hahahaha.




skinnies, skinnies, skinnies! K by Karl Lagerfeld's skinnies are the bomb! love it!, noy too crazy bout the details on the calves but what the hell! they're still doing it for me! hahaha



and now the highlight of the outfit! CHRISTIAN LOUBUIN's studded boots!!! lovely noh?!!! gorgeous beyond words!!! I'll be a happy, happy faggot if Santa will give me these for Christmas.

and that's the story. been planning to do a post on the booties for soooo long, and now I can finally check that off my to do list! haaaay! anywhoo! still a lot more to go so keep posted! till next time luvvies!!! mwah mwah!!!




FAT ATTACK!!!

A first it was Snejana... and now GEMMA!!! what the hell is happening wit the skin and bones industry?! are we really bringing ''sexy" back?!!! WTF!!!
who wants to see blubber on the runway?! fat is too distracting for clothes! are we really over the waif?! Karl even sent back three models for being too thin. what ever happened to thin is in?! gawd! it makes me wonder, who will be joining the blubber wagon next?! oh dear God don't make Vlada eat carbs! hahaha





LOOKBOOK: Lily Allen at the Chanel sp. 2008 show


ooh! don't we just love Lily Allen's look?! love her Chanel croc 2.55!!!

GIMME GIMME!!!


Karl Lagerfeld's spring 2008 cuff!

YIPPPEEE!

OMFG!!!! at first, there was Kate and now AGY!!!! rumors are spreading like wild fire that miss Deyn is collaborating with high street giant Topshop!!! gosh! if it were true, fag bitch would be first in line to swipe Topshop clean off!!!! hahahhaa LOVE HER MUY MUCHO GRANDE!!

LOOKBOOK: what I'll probaly wear for the Class trip!




the class is going out!!! and we're all going to Laguna! and this has prompted me to think about what I' m gonna wear! and even though the "ber" months are here, we don't really have that "brrrr" effect. hallooo!!! we're near the fuckin' equator for cryin' out loud, so here's a 'lil somethin' somethin', I thought of that would marry Fall's trends and the still summer-y heat of chaka land!




Botkier's Sasha bag. rain or shine this baggie would still work. loves it! and this would totally make for a chic overnight bag. perfect for the trip noh?! I have a bag that's very reminiscent of this thing right here. so that would suffice noh?!




anywhooo! anyone who reads my bloggie would know that I'm a sucker for panama hats! gawd! they've been around for quite sometime but I just can't seem to get over them! waaaah! anywhoo! old hat (pun intended) as they maybe, we'll still give 'ol hattie some love. so there. besides it would be perfect for the weather here in chaka land.


WAYFARERS, wayfarers, wayfarers!!!! gotta wear my white ones to death!!!!! have to show them off noh! hahahaha milk it 'till I gettired of it! hahaha anywhooo!




I am also in loooooove with scarves with prints like these. this is from Number (N)ine by the way. it's very street noh?! very moi! in my opinion. so gotta have it! I have one similar to it. not exactly it but close enough!



a long, but feather light, grey cotton cardi from 3.1 Phillip Lim. I LOVE PHILLIP!!! i have to have this one coz my arms are just too damn fat to be exposed in public! and this chic cardi would be the perfect cover up for 'em gigantor arms.







anywhoo! a deconstructed tee from Insideout I think is a perfect way to inject uniqueness to the look. with all the basic stuff goin' round this outfit, it's time to inject something eyecatching and different. and this would do. discreet but still eye catching noh?!








Topshop! anyone who knows me though, knows that I hate wearing shorts! gawd! I abhor my legs!!! so I wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorties, but I'm seriously considering it these past few days. hmmmmm what if?! baaah! I'm too fat for shorts! but hey! I'll still post it for style's sake!


(PICTURED AT TOP ( coz of a stupid mistake miss chaka did ugh!!!))


Havaianas. I'm feeling flip flops for the trip. maybe because I know that there'll ba a pool involved so there you go! I guess that's reason enough for the flippy Flops. these ones are fuss free. none of 'em chi chi frou frou details, plus I have it so there! hahahahaha I think everyone here in Phili has one!!! goodness!




what do you think?! I don't know bout the shorts but what the hell! I could trade 'em with my skinnies anyday and the outfit would still work. but I'll slut it up anyway so there you go! hahaahaha

SHE"S HERE!!!!

yey!!! my sister has finally arrived!!! along with a ton of goodies from Mickey Mouse land! yey!!!! I missed her muy mucho!!! and I'm totally loving her to death with all the goodies she gave me! want to know what miss thang gave me?! here's a list: ( I have no digicam to capture 'em glorious thingamajigs, so sorry if there's no visual aid m'kay?! you have to settle with your good 'ol imagination! teehee ( but I'll post some soon!)).
  • white wayfarers
  • purple oversized Willy Wonka sunnies
  • gray oversized BITTEN by SJP sunnies
  • Earl skinnies
  • Pepe Jeans also skinnies
  • black Levi's skinny jeans
  • red and black suspenders: VERY AGYNESS!!!
  • Red Tights: VERY IEKELINE!!!
  • a TON OF MAKE UP: mostly Estee Lauder.
  • a truckload of acid bangles, disney pins, and several other trinkets
  • houndstooth tweed chuckies
  • a red, enamel skull ring
  • and two tank tops: a zebra printed one and a gray printed one.

anywhoo! these are just some of the goodies she gave me! woohoo!!! a whole new wardrobe to mix and match with!!! BTW! if by any chance, you get to read this, sister dear, I love you soo much and thanks again for the goodies!!! happy you came back na!!! mwah mwah!

GOODNESS!

GOODNESS ME! I"m in a blogging rut! It's not that I'm devoid of any creative juices and shit. it's just that I don't eevn know where to start! ggaaaaahhh! damnation to high heaven!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

ME?! GO MIA?!


here's a thought! I think miss Porky needs to purge!!! hahaha kiddin'!

RAMBLING!

I'm sooo dissapointeed with myself right now!!! I'm starting to eat like a normal person!!! gawd! nobody wants that! at this rate I'm gonna blow up like blimp!!! shit!!! I need encouragement you guys!!! help me get out of this rut!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Lookbook2


Don't you just love it when pale girls wear black!? totally all over her preppy goth thing!

Lookbook


I don't fuckin' know who the heck she id BUT I love her style!!!

Virtual Closet: Christian Dior fall 2005 Geno-fied!

I don't know, but for some reason, I still can't get over Christian Dior's striped fall 2005 ensemble. I swear to God! it's haunting me! so I've decided to make another virtual closet, this time inspired by the striped outfit of Dior. and although Dior's is already perfection, I've made this outfit a 'lil more Geno m'kay?!. so don't tell me it doesn't resemble the one Galliano did for Dior! m'kay?! so let the frou fou-ing begin!
this is Christian Dior's Fall 2005 striped ensemble that still haunts me to this very day! gawd! I'd love to have that! and this is my interpretation. of course starting off with the baggie! let's do Prada. we love Miuccia's fringed baggie. the olsens were seen toting this luvvy here, and boy, I sure hope that I can to.
and the hat and the sunnies. This one, we borrowed from Dior, because all the others look like trash when compared to these! I LOOOOVE SKINS! exotic skins! and this hat from dior with the croco skin is totally to die for. hence the post.


and now we're feeling jackets. maybe because of the terribble weather. so here's one from Topshop. I loove biker jackets! I swear to God! the minute Zara or Topshop goes on sale, I'll hoard all the leather that I can see! hahaha cheap hag! but what are we peasants to do but really on sales noh?! anywhoo!




the striped tee! this one is from a british label called All Saints. and I immediately fell for the mismatched stripes on this top! I love it coz it won't make you look a ton heavier than you already are, so this would definetely go in my wish list!



and the skirt! m'kay! before you say whoa!!! let me explain first! I just picked the skirt, coz I wanted volume at the bottom, and I think I can pull of something as avant garde as this! so c'mon, give me a chance! or better yet! give me a fanny!!! hahaha fur pie bitches!!!! ching!




and the tights! I'm feeling ribbed and vlack. this one from Missoni would be perfect! I love it! the texture is great, the fit, only thing you'd worry 'bout it is the price. coz at $185.00 you'd probably scream WTF!!! I know it's pricey for a pair of leggings but, hey! it'd probably last a lifetime. so go ahead splurge! now, if only someone would bring Missoni in the metro.





and the shoes! Dior did a knee lenght bootie but I'm doing ankles. and these towering ones from Balenciaga would be perfect, perfect, PERFECT!





and ther you have it! Parissienne gamine as interpreted by moi! j'adore or non?! what can you say?!

Thinspo: Olga Sherer


OMFG!!! I LOVE OLGA SHERER'S ARMS!!! I swear!!! I'm gonna fuckin' starve myself 'til I get those!!!

Ooh! lookie lookie at what missy found!!! hangin' backstage at Dries Van Noten's spring 2008 show in Paris were Misses Conterato, Perez and Pantoliano! they look like sisters noh?! lovely! I always Loved these girls!!! thinspo much?!

Is this the new "IT" shoe for spring?! well, one thing's for certain, the Olsens will surely be papped with 'em! well, not for a little while though. but I'm sure there'll be a lot of sightings of these babies in the coming months! as have any other Balenciaga shoes of yore!

look book: Agyness

Agyness says Viva Britannia!!! ( backstage at Karl Lagerfeld spring 2008 )
photo from Style.com

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

OMG! GEL?!


OMFG!!!! is this Gel?! Gel!!! is thatchu?!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Virtual closet

The recent grey weathers have now prompted me on what to wear this coming months. and I'm feeling textures, grey, black and silver. so yet again, I've put a 'lil outfit, via "the closet" and here's what I picked,
a silver monogram speedy from Vuitton, for my sudden hunger for silver. I love it 'coz it literally adds bling in any outfit and it certainlly has that "it" bag factor, guaranteed to get you glances from the inggeteras! bwahahahahaha
and bitch should'nt leave home without the sunnies! I've already said that sunnies make the girl ( or fine, the boy ) , wear it even if it's cold and grey, simply beacuse it's chic! hahaha sunnies are and will be your bestfriend if your face doesn't do you wonders. this one from Olivier Goldsmith can instantly transform you from Miss Ederlyn Chakaroo to chi chi chicness in a snap! coz the oversized frames would instantly cover that mug you call a face! ahhahaa ching cing charing!!! of course you know I'm kidding hahahaha.
and who has heard of cold dressing without the coat, this wool coat from Chloe, is a personal must have item. I love volume on the top, and this one won't disappoint!perfect for 'em cold nights and if you want to have chicken legs! teehee!

Fendi, Fendi we adore thee! lookie lookie what I found! a gorgeous fringed dress from the house of Fendi!!!! loverly non?! this would definately curb my texture craving! hah! also love the flapperish feel this dress is givin'! very ingeneue!




and again, the leggings. don't ask why! it's just IN and it would certainly cover up my "not-so-perfect" legs! hahaha


shoes, shoes shoes, I can't get enough of 'em! I think I may be converting into a shoe hag, rather than a bag hag! hahahaha. anywhoo! I really can't get enough of ankle booties, practically the oxford types. so here's another one from Yves Saint Laurent. perfection! I love the wooden heel!

so there! " winter" dressing for y'all. tell me if you love it, or if I'm totally fuckin' deranged for wearing a clobber like this in the streets of the metro! hahaha, but seriously! that's what makes it fun! breaking the rules, and not letting be constricted to any weather, rule, trend or whatever! dressing up should be fun and should satisfy your whimsy! too bad we're all too poor to afford such frivolity! but what the heck! we still have our imagination and that gun and ski mask lying around somewhere. you decide bitches! and as for me?! there's always option 2! teehee!