Tuesday, October 30, 2007

OLA MANILA!!!

I'm back, I'm back I'm effin' BACK!!! sweet, sweet civilzation! how I missed thee! hahaha! goodness me! I didn't know I'd be this happy to finally breathe in car exhaust again! hahaha! anyway!
talk about major poundage! my goodness!!! fag got more than a little pudgy!!! fuck it! FUCK IT ALL!!! I'm a WHALE!!! nope scratch that! I'm A CONTINENT!!! I had it comin'! all I ever did was fuckin' eat, sleep and watch the telly! gaaaaah!!! but there's nothin like a good 'ol starvation diet to fix my current body crisis! hahaha! halloo eating disorder! hahahaha! ANA MIA HELP ME! hahahaha! ching! anywhoo! I'll update later! miss fudgy butt is nursing a hangover from all the pasta she ate! hahahha! this will be the last! hahahaha that's for sure! after this, I'll be all about starving, working out and sweating it out in the gym! wish me luck luvvies! mwah mwah!!! gawd I missed blogging!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

SORRY!

OMFG! I have to apologize for the recent lack of updates! gawd! I'm stuck in the province and apparently, internet is void and unheard of in my little provincia! goodness me!!! anyway! I'll be flooding my blog with posts on November, coz I still have to suffer a week or two here in in the province! gaddamnation!!!!!! anyway wish me luck! cow dung to everyone ! mwah!!!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

coincidence?!

as usual! I was browsing on my archives for something inspiring and saw this one! a photo of COCO Rocha and CHANEL Iman, it was sooooo cute!!! can you say COCO CHANEL?! hahahaha

Virtual Closet: Urban glam

for all my ghetto sisters out there! here's one for you! hahaha! of course anyone can do it! so we're feeling glam! and we're feeling street! we're currently lovin' gold and we're lovin' vintage. so here!
doin' sunnies as usual, Chloe! we all love aviators! everyone looks good in them! plus the style is oh sooo gorgeous!
and what's glam without a 'lil bling?! here's one from Ioselliani. I love the snake! I have a snake cuff that miss Macci gave me, and I've been wearing it to death. It's my skinny Bracelet! hahaha coz when she first gave it to me it wouldn't fit my then gigantor hand! hahahaha! but now whith all the inches and poundage lost, I wear it, coz it can fit my wrists na! hahahaha!

and another one, we're doing gold coz gold equals GLAM! and we're pilling 'em on coz we like to show off! hahahaha anywhoo! this one is from CC skye love this chunky bit! gorgeous!

and now the dress! Vintage Ossie Clark betchesss! I bet you my fat ass that's glam! anywhoo, the dress certainly brings you back to the Halston wearing seventies noh?! I can imagine someone in the dress, lounging on their backyard pool, a martini in hand, a big floppy hat, gorgeous jewelry and putting in "dahling" in every sentence that passes through those crimson lips! GORGEOUS!!! bring the seventies back!!! hahahaha






and now the street, urban bit! Balenciaga booties for the kickers! nice eh?!
totally unexpected, but I assure you it WOULD WORK!!!! loves it! the gold hardware soooo compliments the golden peach tinge on the dress, and the jewellry. so there!


anyway! I just love Balenciaga! ahahaha! and there you have it! urban, glam, and FABULOUS! what y'all think?! post some shout outs m'kay?! show me you exist! XOXO!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

CLEAN UP!

OMFG! my maternal OC instinct just kicked into high gear! I've been, scraping, cleaning, pulling putting, weeding out, hanging and constanly perspiring the whole afternoon! I dunno what came over me but, the sight of my room without a single orderly space made me scream ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I"M NOT GONNA LIVE LIKE A PIG!!! baaaah! but all the whining aside, there's something very rewarding after I did all those things. for one, I burned a helluva lot of calories!!! teehee! and secondly I found a treasure trove of old memorabilia some even dating back to pre high school! goodness! I even found an umbrella, that I've been looking for for eons now, two Louis Vuitton baggies (albeit out of date, they're still Vuitton so I'll probably use it! bwahaha!), a Dior sling bag, tons of shirts that were old school faves! and whole lot of other cutesy stuff! gawd! I also got rid of a whole lot, as in a WHOLE LOOOOOTTT of clothing, shoes, sketches, notes, makeup, and any random shit that were more than out of date. We're thinking of selling them, or handing them to our luverly relatives. we'll probably do the latter. ooh! and I also color coded my closet, and guess what?! I was left with a whole lot of BLACK! *schock, shock!* anywhoo, my closet looks a lot like the racks at Tyler or at Carbon with all the black!it made me realizethough that I need to put color in my closet. I've also decided that I'll update my wardrobe every season, that means pullling out all the items that woked for the past season, stashing them in my " could be" drawer and putting in all the items I think would suit the season to come. maybe that's why I'm left with all the black... don't get me wrong though, I love color, In fact I'm obssessesd with acid colors right now! haay! anywhoo!!! point is, I've decided that I'm gonna keep this up, that way I won't be spending a lot of things that I already have in the first place! and I'm gonna be more OC 'bout my room, especially, my closet! it's about time I give the same lovin' my room's given me for the last uhmm I dunno, 10 years?! gaaaaah! I'm gonna have myself a workout tommorow and a massage! that would ease all that strained muscle! oooh! I can feel it now! i think I deserve it noh?! *wink*

Friday, October 12, 2007

Virtual Closet: GOTH: inspired by FASHION ROCKS fash ed.

okay! here we go again! part 2 of our " fash ed." and this time we're doing goth!!! whoopee! so expect all things dark and brooding! so m'kay! we're doing dress, fringe, texture and shit! and I can visualize pale, as in death pale face base with super dark eyes with a hint of dark purple or red. pale lips or black lips would do just fine thank you! so let's start shall we?!
and as usual, we'll do bag! and sincewe're feeling fringe and texture, I think, Prada's fringe bag would do perfectly well! I was debating on wether I'll do a fur bag or this one, and apparently this one won! but to all the fur fanatics out there don't be dissapointed! we're still doing fur! m'kay?!
so now hats! this is just cute! I could even wear this and would 'nt give a damn if it was boiling outside! haha this one's from Yohji Yamamoto by the way! god! I love him! I think he's one of the masters out there!

accessories! I'd totally rock things out with a fur trimmed glove from D&G! gives that lady nooir with an edge feel don't you think?!

anyway! DIOR, DIOR, DIOR! this one we like! I always have to have at least a watch or a bracelet before I step out that door and this time we're doing watch! the black is elegant and can still work with the outfit plus the crystalls kinda gives the watch an edge so we likey likey!

Ann Demeulemeester! I think is a goddess! second to Balenciaga, I think this woman has got my personal style down pat! god! I'm always looking forward to seeing this woman's collection! plus I know for a fact that we share the same love for Patti Smith! we love love love her!!



Burberry! not quite what we expect from the british brand, but they've been recently roughing their label up, particularly Burberry Prorsum. they'vr been embracing studs and hardware, and I have to say, they've completely converted me into liking their label! you see, I wasn't a Burberry toting beeeyotch before, but now, I've been constantly lusting over their fall collection's studded leather trenche, accessories and the heavily studded bags! the rowan bag in particular, anyway! back to the belt! we're doing belt coz I think the top part of the dress we've selected is kinda flat... so this would add interest noh?



and now, coat! this is from Ann Demeulemeester we're lovin' lenght, and we're lovin' androgyny! god! the woman can do no wrong! I love her!




and now, for another master! yet again, we chose Yohji Yamamoto! I super love him! so we chose this dress! the ruffles give it romance, while the blac and the lenght give it mystery and that goth appeal. loves it! it's what Morticia would wear if she were still dating Gomez


Givenchy! MY.GOD.! the lenght of this bootie is killing me, in a good way I might add! I think Balenciaga and Givenchy are the masters of the WTF?! shoe designs. the unconventional shape and the edges that these two has mastered is incredible!!! and as the french would say it, incroyable!

and there you go! my goth inspired outfit! show me love sweeties! post a shout out! tata!!!

Virtual Closet: PUNK ( inspired by the FASHION ROCKS editorial)

Okay, so I was lookng at all the lovely mags that my sister brought home from Mickey Mouse land and I saw this fashion editorial from FASHION ROCKS zine. and I was sooo into it I decided! I'm gonna do the same! It was all about fashion tribes. y'know all that, are you goth, mod, punk and all that shit. so being the copycat fag that I am, hahaha I decided to do my own interpretation.
let's start of with the punk bit, sunnies would be the Raybans. nothing says rebel, than the wayfarer. and the red just adds more to that " bad attitude" vibe noh?!
so we love our wayfarers... and then
gloves, for some reason I'm feeling gloves... but not just any gloves, these ones are from Chanel. yup yup! if we're gonna get rough, might ass well do it in style noh?! so there.

and accessories... punks love accessories, tough looking bracelets, pins and necklaces are all the rage. it's all about pilling 'em and looking aggressive with 'em that makes it sooo... sooo.. PUNK! hahaha so here's a piece from made her think, and I think it's sooo gorgeous. totally lovin the studded lock detail.

and the pins! I own a lot, and I mean a LOOOOT! of these pins from Iloveyou store, coz they're sooo dirt cheap! hallooo they're only P100 ($2.00) each!


and key chains. this might not be punk, but I just love it, so I'm gonna post it anyway! haha! this one is from Balenciaga. It's actually a key Chain, but a 'lil DIY magic can easily transform this into a brooch, pin or a pendant.


tough rings are a staple in a punk's wardrobe, this one from Ioselliani is the bomb!!! it's a one piece ring but looks like you have several on. it's cute noh?!





Gerard Yosca's chain totally screams punk! it's hard, it's a no nonsense jewellry I LOVE IT!



Tom Binns! in my opinion, is the go to guy for tough, but still chic jewellry. this cuff is gorgeous! loves it!!! be careful of the studs though! coz you just might poke an eye out! teehee!



ugh! also Tom Binns! what more can I say...







okay! let's do skulls! with bling! hahaha! inject some of that Ghetto appeal to a punkish element. Luis Morais' necklace is uber pretty! it's very abdrogynous in my opinion! and very attire appropriate!










Junya, Junya, Junya! We LOVE JUNYA WATANABE!!! this jacket is really to die for!!!! the color, the style is GORGEOUS! totally rebel chic! anywhoo! my only problem 'bout this jacket is the material, uhm... I think leather would be a more perfect metarial, noh?!

Anywhooo! nothing says PUNK more than a shredded, deontructed tartan! this Jean Paul Gaultier dress is ssooooo grogeous! I'm prepared to go down on anybody just so Ican have it! gawd! I swear to God! I'm gonna rob a friggin' bank if I have to! hahaha




and now we layer! fishnets that is! preferrably ripped, torn, and shredded to pure PUNK perfection! time to pullout that scissors ladies and snip, snip away!!!


these would be gorgeous when layered, I swear. heck even when worn on it's own, it would still be gorgeous!


now, a personal fave! GOD. GIVE.ME. THIS. PLEASE!!!! the studded boots from Junya Watanabe's fall 2006 collection!!!! please, please please dear lord! I have to have one!!!! waaaaah!!!






there you go! my interpretation of PUNK! tell me what you think m'kay! suggestions and comments are totally accepted, but if you do have a comment, please say it nicely! teehee, I'm too fragile to take in any negative feedback! m'kay! hahaha! I'm Kiddin'! fire away! mwah!!!











OMG!


saw this photo on my photo archives and I just DIED!!!! ahahahahaha Thakoon Panichgul is a Hobbit!!! FOR MIDDLE EARTH! hahahaha

Virtual Closet: the studded Loubutin boots!

I've booking at photos of celebrities and almost all of them, particulary the Olsens are being papped withe the newest, hottest "IT" shoes for Fall. actually I already saw this online way before they actually made their public debut. and I also think they'ra awesome! so there! anywhoo! I made up yet another outfit inspired by the Loubutins! y'know, something I'd totally wear if I were friggin' loaded like 'em Olsens! hahaha!
and now, let's start off with the baggie! Dolce & Gabbana's miss bunny bag is GORGEOUS! me loves it to death! gorgeous crinkled leather, lovely shape, and the zippered detail at the bottom is sooo doing it for me! and now we're doin' hat. ooh! I'm lovin' bowler hats!!! after Christian Dior's spring 2008 collection and all that mannish, androgynous brouhaha outfits that's been all the rage, I'm totally in love with bowlers! this one I saw from the Urban Outfitters website. fabulous noh?!
sunnies! red Raybans equal s hoteness! a perfect marriage of kitsch and a "don't-fuck-with-me" attitude. a rocker's bestfriend! and a fag's current obssession du juor!



Henrik Vibskov scarf! gawd! I just can't get enough of this! I love it!!!! love it to death!!!




Barbara Bui jacket. hotness. I love the toughness this jacket's exuding! it's very "fuck-off" chic!

ooh! lookit this tee from breath in style. it's just soo cute! loverly! papa joms isthatchu?! hahahaha.




skinnies, skinnies, skinnies! K by Karl Lagerfeld's skinnies are the bomb! love it!, noy too crazy bout the details on the calves but what the hell! they're still doing it for me! hahaha



and now the highlight of the outfit! CHRISTIAN LOUBUIN's studded boots!!! lovely noh?!!! gorgeous beyond words!!! I'll be a happy, happy faggot if Santa will give me these for Christmas.

and that's the story. been planning to do a post on the booties for soooo long, and now I can finally check that off my to do list! haaaay! anywhoo! still a lot more to go so keep posted! till next time luvvies!!! mwah mwah!!!




FAT ATTACK!!!

A first it was Snejana... and now GEMMA!!! what the hell is happening wit the skin and bones industry?! are we really bringing ''sexy" back?!!! WTF!!!
who wants to see blubber on the runway?! fat is too distracting for clothes! are we really over the waif?! Karl even sent back three models for being too thin. what ever happened to thin is in?! gawd! it makes me wonder, who will be joining the blubber wagon next?! oh dear God don't make Vlada eat carbs! hahaha





LOOKBOOK: Lily Allen at the Chanel sp. 2008 show


ooh! don't we just love Lily Allen's look?! love her Chanel croc 2.55!!!

GIMME GIMME!!!


Karl Lagerfeld's spring 2008 cuff!

YIPPPEEE!

OMFG!!!! at first, there was Kate and now AGY!!!! rumors are spreading like wild fire that miss Deyn is collaborating with high street giant Topshop!!! gosh! if it were true, fag bitch would be first in line to swipe Topshop clean off!!!! hahahhaa LOVE HER MUY MUCHO GRANDE!!

LOOKBOOK: what I'll probaly wear for the Class trip!




the class is going out!!! and we're all going to Laguna! and this has prompted me to think about what I' m gonna wear! and even though the "ber" months are here, we don't really have that "brrrr" effect. hallooo!!! we're near the fuckin' equator for cryin' out loud, so here's a 'lil somethin' somethin', I thought of that would marry Fall's trends and the still summer-y heat of chaka land!




Botkier's Sasha bag. rain or shine this baggie would still work. loves it! and this would totally make for a chic overnight bag. perfect for the trip noh?! I have a bag that's very reminiscent of this thing right here. so that would suffice noh?!




anywhooo! anyone who reads my bloggie would know that I'm a sucker for panama hats! gawd! they've been around for quite sometime but I just can't seem to get over them! waaaah! anywhoo! old hat (pun intended) as they maybe, we'll still give 'ol hattie some love. so there. besides it would be perfect for the weather here in chaka land.


WAYFARERS, wayfarers, wayfarers!!!! gotta wear my white ones to death!!!!! have to show them off noh! hahahaha milk it 'till I gettired of it! hahaha anywhooo!




I am also in loooooove with scarves with prints like these. this is from Number (N)ine by the way. it's very street noh?! very moi! in my opinion. so gotta have it! I have one similar to it. not exactly it but close enough!



a long, but feather light, grey cotton cardi from 3.1 Phillip Lim. I LOVE PHILLIP!!! i have to have this one coz my arms are just too damn fat to be exposed in public! and this chic cardi would be the perfect cover up for 'em gigantor arms.







anywhoo! a deconstructed tee from Insideout I think is a perfect way to inject uniqueness to the look. with all the basic stuff goin' round this outfit, it's time to inject something eyecatching and different. and this would do. discreet but still eye catching noh?!








Topshop! anyone who knows me though, knows that I hate wearing shorts! gawd! I abhor my legs!!! so I wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorties, but I'm seriously considering it these past few days. hmmmmm what if?! baaah! I'm too fat for shorts! but hey! I'll still post it for style's sake!


(PICTURED AT TOP ( coz of a stupid mistake miss chaka did ugh!!!))


Havaianas. I'm feeling flip flops for the trip. maybe because I know that there'll ba a pool involved so there you go! I guess that's reason enough for the flippy Flops. these ones are fuss free. none of 'em chi chi frou frou details, plus I have it so there! hahahahaha I think everyone here in Phili has one!!! goodness!




what do you think?! I don't know bout the shorts but what the hell! I could trade 'em with my skinnies anyday and the outfit would still work. but I'll slut it up anyway so there you go! hahaahaha